OMB Announces the 3 Lucky Winners of Our "Write the Next STUPID F$&KING RIGHT-WING MEME About #OccupyBoston!" Contest
After nearly 48 hours of continuous deliberation of the top 7,000,000 submissions by our elite panel of 50,000 judges from 12 continents, we have chosen the 3 lucky winners of our "Write the Next STUPID F$&KING RIGHT-WING MEME About #OccupyBoston!" contest.*
The winning entries are
"Nihilist protesters protest nothing because they are nihilists and hate freedom."
"The preserved corpse of Vladimir Lenin has been re-animated by climate scientists and is now leading the Occupy movement."
"Aren't occupiers secret ACORN agents bent on injecting communist heroin into the veins of schoolchildren?"
And we'll be sure to get those memes emailed off to Fox 25 News as soon as possible ...
Thanks to everyone who participated!
*most facts in this statement are fantastical