OMB Announces the 3 Lucky Winners of Our "Write the Next STUPID F$&KING RIGHT-WING MEME About #OccupyBoston!" Contest

After nearly 48 hours of continuous deliberation of the top 7,000,000 submissions by our elite panel of 50,000 judges from 12 continents, we have chosen the 3 lucky winners of our "Write the Next STUPID F$&KING RIGHT-WING MEME About #OccupyBoston!" contest.*

The winning entries are

Matthew Bruenig
"Nihilist protesters protest nothing because they are nihilists and hate freedom."

Sarah Forbes
"The preserved corpse of Vladimir Lenin has been re-animated by climate scientists and is now leading the Occupy movement."

Shawn Musgrave
"Aren't occupiers secret ACORN agents bent on injecting communist heroin into the veins of schoolchildren?"

All 3 contest winners will receive a $25 gift certificates to L.A. Burdick's Handmade Chocolates - which seems like a nice locally-owned business to us. Mmm, chocolate!

And we'll be sure to get those memes emailed off to Fox 25 News as soon as possible ...

Thanks to everyone who participated!

*most facts in this statement are fantastical